DRECK

GEORGIY ROG

ALCOHOL POISONING

This is a union hospital
Cutting out your dad's organs
because you just can't reason with the fucking guy
Keep telling him that he’s gotta stop drinking,
Look at him now, isn't he free?
Guy thought he was burdened
Weighed down by his responsibilities,
He's a lot lighter with no
lungs to breath with,
eyes to see with,
heart to beat with,
I wouldn't weigh any of these against a feather
Get that scale out of here I don't even want to know
Millions crammed into camps
Mouth watering I want on that plane
Can't bear to stand what we deserve,
No point in fighting
Yeltsin is already in Chechnya
Clawing back my organs
Nothing without them, nothing without me
Eagle is already mouthing down my eyes
Hope he chokes on it


ANTI-DOG HORN

Power Be Upon You ARISTOCRAT
In relation to recent incidents
You Have Been Issued One ANTI-DOG-HORN
Should protect you against any pesky mutts
Field reports indicate it works on tweakers too!
To deploy:
Retrieve the ANTI-DOG-HORN
From the ANTI-DOG-HORN RECEPTACLE
Located on the right breast pocket
of your SAFETY VEST
Squeeze the top of the horn to emit a
HIGH VELOCITY AIR BLAST
That will showcase your terrifying presence
Frontier operatives have reported a
100% REDUCTION in all
DOG-RELATED CASUALTIES
Use with EXTREME PREJUDICE
WEAPONS FREE
Let's all make it home tonight


TRIUMPHANT WINNER

Ever since I was a boy,
I have always yearned for the crash
I love to get what I don't deserve,
Bitter victory
Clutched from the hands of those
less fortunate than me,
Sliding my chips on the felt,
I am the arbiter of my own destiny
Nietzsche doesn't have shit on me,
Who am I kidding,
As far as I’m concerned
We’re family,
Listen you fat fucking thief
Let's play a game of blackjack,
This poem is sponsored by Rainbet
Victory makes my cheeks rosy

Georgiy Rog is 25 year old Georgian warrior poet and soil scientist. Currently fighting the good fight against natural gas leaks as a field technician on leak survey.